I am Zan. No, I'm not going to tell you what it's short for. At least not yet. Come on, hang out with the weird chick.

My ask box is always open.

((Independent OC rp blog. I will rp with anyone.

Mun and muse are over age of consent. NSFW may happen.

Important note about this account: this is my alternate for if and when I hit post limit on zantechieninja. I will respond to things tagged 'zantechieninja' or 'zan techie ninja' with either account.

I track the tags zantechieninja and zan techie ninja

FC; Ellen Page

This is my alternate for my main account
http://zantechieninja.tumblr.com

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watswitdamonkey:

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

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jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

my grandma, a huge bible thumper, looked over right when i got to this page and my scroller stopped working and i was just sitting there dying

Reblog this if you’d hang out with your Tumblr friends if you ever met them in real life.

rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie:

himasexaul:

i-bring-light:

onlyelementary:

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTIONARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM

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EXPECT ME TO RUN AT YOU IN SLOW MOTION

MORE LIKE

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But we all know what happens next in that GIF…

(Source: derpysunshine)

The sex-themed Magic Anon list (All NSFW!)

Sex Pollen: That tickle in the muse's nose? It's not hayfever, it's a pervy plant, and for the next (Anon decides) the muse is going to want to shag everything that moves. Especially if it moves in front of them.

Marathon: For reasons best left up to the cosmos, the muse has the uncontrollable urge to indulge in some 'me time' every half hour no matter where they are or what they're doing for (anon decides). (Try not to get arrested!)

Sensitivity: All of the muse is their new erogenous zone, and clothing does not. help this. for the next (anon decides)

A sudden um...: For the next (anon decides) muse will suffer an impromptu orgasm every time (anon decides-breathing does not count) happens. It may be multiple things and it may utilize any sense, including time (IE every half hour)

The urge: Whether or not they were aware of it before, the muse now has a mating season and it's open. For the next (anon decides) the muse will be driven crazy with the need to go forth and make babies or shag themselves exhausted trying.

A gift: Muse is tied up in a chair or a compromising position with a list of instructions detailing others to do (anon decides) sexual act(s) to them. Anyone who comes across them will be compelled to act out these instructions for (anon decides)

Irresistible: There's just something about the muse today, and for (anon decides)...but no one they come across will be able to control themselves. No matter who they are or how they feel, they'll be compelled to try to get some personal time with the muse. And it's not for an interview.

It's not the Midas touch: If the muse touches someone for the next (anon decides) that person will have a sudden (terribly timed) orgasm. Oops?

Owned: Either the muse owns another, or is owned by someone else for (anon decides) but they'll both be compelled to take certain sexy advantage of that for as long as it lasts.

Absolute Obedience: Anything anyone asks the muse must do for (anon decides) but one catch - it must be sexual in nature. Oh...wait, no there's two catches. Every time they issue a command they lose more control of themselves and can't help asking more next time. Absolute power corrupts.

Four minutes: The world will end immediately if the muse doesn't shag whoever they see for the next (anon decides). And that would just be terrible, wouldn't it?

Impaired judgment: Booze, drugs, sex, they all blend together. The muse has had a bit too much of something and thinks everyone around them is prime sex estate for the next (anon decides). They're not compelled to or any good at picking people up, they just think everyone's really hot, you guys.

Sleeping Beauty: There's only one way to wake the muse from their slumber (other than waiting for anon decides) and it's not a kiss.

Frustration: The muse has a desperate need for relief for (anon decides) but no matter what they do it just won't come without a little help from a friend. A person friend, not a plastic friend.

Candid Camera: The muse and someone else have been trapped in a room with cameras an ordered to perform..FOR SCIENCE. Anon could decide who, or it could be anyone who encounters them for (anon decides).

thepessimisticbear:

#FF0000 thE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
#000000 THE DARK OF AGES PAST
#FF0000 A WORLD ABOUT TO DAWN
#000000 THE NIGHT THAT ENDS AT LAST

(Source: maraudeers)

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wibblywobbly-doctorywoctory:

#the saddest audio post on tumblr

#the saddest audio post on earth

I knew what it was before I hit play… *very real tears*

(Source: shjwtwentyone)

Reblog and see what you get

PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

FUSHIA: I wish we were friends in real life.

COOL GREY: You make me go asdfghjkl.

RED: I love you with a burning passion.

GREY: I wish you would notice me.

PINK: I think you should follow me.

TEAL: We have a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.

YELLOW: FUCK ME PLEASE.

WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.

GREEN: I think you’re cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I don’t like you.

the-screaming-wonder:

Send ✉ for an drunk text

Send ✘ for an unsent text

Send ☠ for a threatening message

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message